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10 Great First Jokes For Preschoolers

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Most preschoolers love telling jokes but don't always 'get' the punch line or might instead tell their own version with a different ending. Here's a repertoire of easy first jokes which little ones will find funny and might even remember.



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Why did the cow cross the road?
To go to the mooooooovies!

Why did the sheep cross the road?
To go to the baaaaaaarber shop!

Why did the horse cross the road?
To visit his neeeeeighbours!

What wobbles in the sky?
A jellycopter!

What do you call a sleepy bull?
A bulldozer!

What do you get if you mix a kangaroo with a sheep?
A woolly jumper!

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Let us in - it's freezing out here!

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, it's only a joke!

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
Is there an owl in there?

Did you hear about the magic tractor?
It drove down the road and turned into a field!

And a bonus rude one too (which you might prefer not to teach them, but I bet it will be their favourite!).

Why did the baker have smelly hands?
Because he kneaded a poo!

What are your preschooler's favourite jokes? Share them in the comments forum.

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